The Commune is an autonomous region located in the area formerly housing Rhode Island. In 2019, after finding out that Staten Island wasn’t its own state, The Commune overtook Rhode Island by uniting liberal arts colleges across the northeast and gaining grant money from Buzzfeed Corp., which thought this was a joke. Not to go off on a tangent, but when they found out it wasn’t a joke, they were like, “ew...”, but we were like, “too bad, Buzzfeed.” After BuzzFeed, The Commune found an investor in Kim DotCom, an internet entrepreneur and rapper, who has become a sort-of “cool but creepy uncle” to Commune-ers.
Examples of Commune-ers include but are not limited to, people who really want to like Kale, college graduates who probably would have gone into farming because NPR told them to, the 99%, the 1% who did it on a dare, and professors who are trying to be supportive but really don’t get it. As a Commune-ity we believe in every conspiracy theory, except the wrong ones. Specifically, since we were started by tweakers indebted to Sallie Mae, we believe that Shia LaBeouf is the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln. This core value has shaped the beliefs and taste in music of The Commune itself. Our Commune-al Anthem is Pass This On by The Knife, our Commune-al Hymnal is Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey, and our Commune-al Animal is a plush puppy wearing a birthday hat.
The Commune-stitution
1. Officials are to be elected by a deep voice in a dark room that is reminiscent of your dead, unloving father.
2. All elected officials must be able to do a half-decent Ice-T impression.
3. To join the Commune-ity, prospective members must have three core conflicting values, and one of them must be pottery-making.
4. Don’t question The Commune, and it won’t ask you to tell us your deepest fears.
5. [CLASSIFIED] Oh no. Whoops.
6. Lava is not scary. You are scary. You should be scared.
7. Don’t Waste the Life that the Good Lord gave You.
8. Friends. 1-3 is sufficient.
9. Put whatever you want in your body. It’s your body.
10. Remember to Forget
"World News"
Bringing you the most updated/only updated news on the world conflicts. - STAC Game
Friday, January 16, 2015
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Game End
Hello everyone,
It is with great sadness that Darren and I report we have made the executive decision of ending "The Spy Game" early. Today was the last day of the game. We will not disclose the reasoning for our decision but we will say we feel it's the best course of action for everyone. The winner is Schadenfreude, taking first place, Siberia taking second, and The Commune taking third. Thank you all very much for participating in this journey and working with us to improve this game. We hope you all enjoyed playing the game. Thank you all once again.
-Darren and Andrew.
It is with great sadness that Darren and I report we have made the executive decision of ending "The Spy Game" early. Today was the last day of the game. We will not disclose the reasoning for our decision but we will say we feel it's the best course of action for everyone. The winner is Schadenfreude, taking first place, Siberia taking second, and The Commune taking third. Thank you all very much for participating in this journey and working with us to improve this game. We hope you all enjoyed playing the game. Thank you all once again.
-Darren and Andrew.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Carnage Report Day 4
DAY 4 (1/12/2015)
Eliminations:
Deaths: None
Kayla Edmonton has been Revived
Territories Changes: (Territorial Changes are Denoted by a + or a -)
Siberia
+The Russian Federation (2) (North 600)
The Commune
+United States of America (12) (North 300)
The United Seven Seas Republic - Has Withdrawn from the Game
- ALL
Schadenfreude
+Japan (15) (South 400)
Other Notes:
Let the Hunt Begin: (scavenger hunt)Your nation’s Department of Homeland Security has received Intel on a massive sabotage operation against your nation’s capital. You will be informed of locations of blams when they appear, you may find the blams and disarm. Each location will be encoded (riddle) and thus must be decoded first to ascertain the location of the blams.
The United Seven Seas Republic has been disbanded. All Players will be redistributed soon.
The glass area while you are getting your lunch in the cafeteria is a safe zone (Should have mentioned yesterday but forgot)
The United Seven Seas Republic has been disbanded. All Players will be redistributed soon.
The glass area while you are getting your lunch in the cafeteria is a safe zone (Should have mentioned yesterday but forgot)
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Friday, January 9, 2015
Carnage Report Day 3
DAY 3 (1/9/2015)
Eliminations:
Jenna Staufenberg was Eliminated by Vika Longi
Danielle M was Eliminated by Grace Macedo
James Brautigan was Eliminated by Grace Macedo
Samantha Daniels was Eliminated by Grace Macedo
Kayla Edmonton was Eliminated by Lex Jellema
Daniel Magaldi has been Revived
Territories Changes: (Territorial Changes are Denoted by a + or a -)
Siberia
+New Zealand (6) (North Gym Hallway)
Daniel Magaldi has been Revived
Territories Changes: (Territorial Changes are Denoted by a + or a -)
Siberia
+New Zealand (6) (North Gym Hallway)
+South Korea (11) (North 200 Wing)
The Commune
+Saudia Arabia (13) (South 300)
The Commune
+Saudia Arabia (13) (South 300)
+Italy (20) (Cafeteria B)
The United Seven Seas Republic
+Fiji (7) (South Gym Hallway)
Schadenfreude
+People's Republic of China (17) (Library Hallway)
The United Seven Seas Republic
+Fiji (7) (South Gym Hallway)
Schadenfreude
+People's Republic of China (17) (Library Hallway)
+Tevua (21) (Cafeteria A)
Other Notes:
Kill cap has been added. You may only kill a total of three people a day.
I will update the map a bit later, which I will inform people of on Twitter later on.
Kills may not happen in safe zones or be performed from safe zones with the exception of territories owned by your team: In territories owned by your team you may not be killed but can still kill.
Over the weekend you will not receive points but you will be informed of you points for Monday earlier.
Soldiers used today may not be used again on Monday meaning that cool-downs carry over the weekend.
Thursday, January 8, 2015
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